Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

As you know, we students at Kingman High have been very good this year! We know you’re probably wondering what you should bring us all, since coal is obviously out of the question. Well, we thought that we might make your job a little easier and give you a nice little list.

Alex Kuhr, Dennis Fox, Christine Wendling, Kirsten Robinson, Mary Beile, Brooke Kerschen, Andrea Payne, Mrs. Nett, Mrs. Stimatze, Bryan Suenram, Lucas Hammerschmidt, Dustie Hawkey, and Garret Rodman would all like new cars! After all, Santa, aren’t they just a high school necessity? A lot of us would also like laptops. You know, for doing stuff like school work! ….and listening to music…. and getting on Facebook…. Okay, okay, so they’re just really useful, so don’t forget to pick some up for Jackie Stasa, Jeremiah Cooley, Macey Klausmeyer, Jessi Berry, Summer Kearbey, Teresa Gooden, Lauren Vanlandingham, and Summer Phillips.

Of course we’re sure that you deliver lots and lots of cell phones to deserving kids every year, but make sure you save the best for Mr. Henry, Stephanie Cooley, Cierra Ray, Faith Davis, Joe Klausmeyer, and Dixie Allison. Don’t forget how easy it is to pick out presents for Jack Boyer, Austin Ray, Catlin Watts, and Melissa Beck because you know they just want money. A fifty will do fine, Santa. You can’t forget about the gamers either, like Deanna Renner, Amanda Lampe, David Williams, Allen Schonlau, John Fairchild, Jessica Duhon, Tyler Bock, Juliann McGinnis, and Chris New. They all either want a gaming console or video game (probably Guitar Hero).

Also, Mr. Roe wants to know if you’ve seen the car he’s been driving. Why don’t you do us all a favor and just pick him up a Lamborghini, preferably a Marcielago. Bethany Bailey would like "The Encylopedia of Fortune Telling" because the copy at the public library’s been stolen. You better bring that one in a hurry, Santa, before there’s a riot, haha. Hunter Hageman wants a flat screen tv to watch the game on, but instead of using the chimney, you can just bring that through his front door. Don’t wanna damage the goods. Mr. Johnson really wants some snow for Christmas. In fact I think we all do, so could you hook us up (or you could just hold off until the day we’re supposed to go back to school…)? Could you also please find it in your heart to bring Paige Henry a puppy? Oh, and please convince her parents that it will not pee in the house! For very long at least….

Like we said Santa, we’ve been the best kids this year, so don’t leave us out! We’ll be waiting for you! And don’t worry, we’ll remind our parents to sedate our little siblings before bed!

Love,
Your friends at KHS